Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
