so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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