is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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