Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
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