So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
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