Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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