I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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