come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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