Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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