Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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