Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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