Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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