So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize