'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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