How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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