my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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