I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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