my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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