i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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