She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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