i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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