wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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