i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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