So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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