why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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