She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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