Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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