I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
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