he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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