We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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