if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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