you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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