I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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