pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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