i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
handjob tips. give me some.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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