So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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