Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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