so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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