Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Congratulations! We have a period
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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