Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
