the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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