what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I wish life had little blips of pornography
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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