It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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