I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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