Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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