Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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