Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
i've created a new STD.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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