Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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