She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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