i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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