I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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