Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
At least make sure they are 18
Why
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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